Fortyonedays

People say that the opposite of love isn’t in fact hate, it’s indifference, and that love and hate are united by passion. And Loki hates Thor, which means he must, in his heart, still love him.

—

Tom Hiddleston ladies and gentlemen.

(via anberlyn)

(Source: astarkk, via cloudywithachanceofdaleks)

cloudywithachanceofdaleks:

“I have a vaguely ominous feeling,” Harry muttered. 

“Do you think I’d look good in a fedora?” Ron asked. 

you might think these two sentences make more sense in the context of the fic

you might also be wrong

yes

fairy-wren:

melanistic barn owl

(photos by stu232)

Well, guys, I found morphine owl.

  • store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
  • me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
  • store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
  • me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
  • store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
  • me: /looks down at her captain america tee
  • store guy: /happy seal-clapping
  • me: oh my god we match
  • store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
ghostridethis: Milady is laying there asleep in bed at the mo and I can’t stop thinking about how damn beautiful she looks. No really, it’s distracting me from work… might have to kick her out.

ghostridethis:

Milady is laying there asleep in bed at the mo and I can’t stop thinking about how damn beautiful she looks. No really, it’s distracting me from work… might have to kick her out.

Why “douchebag” is an awesome insult:

dolgematki:

niaili:

When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,

“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”

THIS

(via missturdle)

hannahyesss: It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. inspired by this. I actually feel Loki is redeemable, too.

hannahyesss:

It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.

inspired by this.

I actually feel Loki is redeemable, too.

(via screechthemighty)